But only with an accomplice!
The other day my best friend Kayly and I were crossing the border from Canada to the US, Which is always a pain. But we go up to see our B.F.'s so it's almost worth it.
We were coming back and america has once again gotten it's panties in a wad over bomb threats. Not that anyone would ever bomb western washington if they knew anything at all. No one here would do anything. The rest of the world could fall apart and we'd all be like, just give us funding and leave us alone. We'll be fine.
Anyway, they have all the cars lined up in one row which takes ass long to get anywhere because they are checking every car that comes through. On the back of Kayly's very normal looking car is a bumper sticker that says "Happy Naked Pagan Dance.". She also has a couple of anti american control stickers but those weren't mentioned.
The gaurd is checking our car and sends us up a line that has a very young female gaurd, and says "Don't worry she won't bite." Kayly retorts with "Well, I wouldn't mind if it isn't hard." The girl blushes and the guy cracks up. He then reads Kayly Naked dance bumper sticker and goes "Are you pagan?" Kayly says "No, it was a phaze. But I'm still into dancing naked." Which sets the guy laughing again and the girl blushing again.
Finally we get up to the guy who checks id's. Now I always get nervous around these guys. I had a bad experience once. He asks all the usual questions and then what we were doing up in canada, I popped off with "My B.F. and her lover." He just kinda smiled. Then asked for the keys. We gave them to him and he started checking the car. He open the back door and asked if we had any pot. I had the most indignant look on my face and said "Ofcourse not." Kayly answered with "I was in recovery for three years. Not in this car." He asked what he should have asked "What were you in recovery for?" "Pot" was the reply. He just kinda giggled.
Then went around to the trunk. At which point Kayly shouts out the window, "Watch for dirty underwear!" He smirked and said "It must have been a good weekend if you're warning me about that!" Kayly laughed and said "Yes very good."
Needless to say we got waved on but a laughing gaurd and we entered our country once again. Prolly made they're whole boreing day.
Kayly and I go across the border at least once every two weeks. They almost know her car by now. We always make them laugh and have a fun with it. Well, Kayly does. I jsut about have a heart attack every time I go across. That bad experience again.
We always get away with teasing the gaurds and we actually try to pop off with the best things to make them laugh. I have no clue why they still let us through except that we always smile and answer truthfully. I wonder if the guards ever actually wait for us or try to see if they can have our car. I wonder if there are days that they just need a car like that. Most of the time they seem pretty bored.